MANAGER FILE
Zaid Dabus
(Palestony Soprano) · in league 2023, 2024, 2025, 2026
Signature Superlative
Steady Hand
±19.1 weekly swing, the league's most consistent
Court-Ordered Superlative
Target Practice
1,824 points against in 2025 — the most any team has ever faced in a single season
All-Time Record
19-27
Win Pct
.413
Playoff Record
0-1
Title Game Trips
0
Championships
0
Best / Worst Finish
6th / 99th
Longest Win Streak
3
Longest Skid
5
Points / Season
1303
Points Against / Szn
1393
Wins vs. Deserved
-1.0
Pts Left on Bench
901
Perfect Lineups
15
Draft Strategy
Balanced
Biggest Rival
Yousef
1-6 all-time · the one matchup that keeps the film room dark.
Certified Lil Bro
Mustafa
4-2 all-time · beaten so often it's basically a standing appointment.