MANAGER FILE
Zaid Dabus
(Milk Nabers) · in league 2023, 2024, 2025
Signature Superlative
Clutch Gene
4-2 in one-score games
Court-Ordered Superlative
Target Practice
1,824 points against in 2025 — the most any team has ever faced in a single season
All-Time Record
19-23
Win Pct
.452
Playoff Record
0-1
Title Game Trips
0
Championships
0
Best / Worst Finish
6th / 11th
Longest Win Streak
3
Longest Skid
5
Points / Season
1603
Points Against / Szn
1697
Wins vs. Deserved
0.0
Pts Left on Bench
758
Perfect Lineups
5
Draft Strategy
Chaotic Neutral
Biggest Rival
Yousef
1-5 all-time · the one matchup that keeps the film room dark.
Certified Lil Bro
Mustafa
4-2 all-time · beaten so often it's basically a standing appointment.