MANAGER FILE
Omar Hasan
(Follicle Failure) · in league 2023, 2024, 2025
2025 Last Place
Signature Superlative
Perfect Lineup Club
6 perfect lineup weeks
Court-Ordered Superlative
The Milkman
Ran the 2025 Milk Mile. 30 laps, 4 drinks, zero dignity.
All-Time Record
17-25
Win Pct
.405
Playoff Record
1-1
Title Game Trips
0
Championships
0
Best / Worst Finish
4th / 10th
Longest Win Streak
3
Longest Skid
5
Points / Season
1595
Points Against / Szn
1685
Wins vs. Deserved
-2.2
Pts Left on Bench
650
Perfect Lineups
6
Draft Strategy
Balanced
Biggest Rival
Yousef
1-5 all-time · the one matchup that keeps the film room dark.
Certified Lil Bro
Mustafa
4-0 all-time · beaten so often it's basically a standing appointment.