MANAGER FILE
Karim Rassas
(Band$ Emeka Dance) · in league 2023, 2024, 2025
Signature Superlative
Steady Hand
±20.5 weekly swing, the league's most consistent
Court-Ordered Superlative
Certified Fraud
+3.8 wins above deserved
All-Time Record
20-22
Win Pct
.476
Playoff Record
1-2
Title Game Trips
0
Championships
0
Best / Worst Finish
3rd / 8th
Longest Win Streak
4
Longest Skid
4
Points / Season
1554
Points Against / Szn
1630
Wins vs. Deserved
+3.8
Pts Left on Bench
976
Perfect Lineups
1
Draft Strategy
Chaotic Neutral
Biggest Rival
Tarick
2-4 all-time · the one matchup that keeps the film room dark.
Certified Lil Bro
Issa
4-1 all-time · beaten so often it's basically a standing appointment.