THE ROSTER
MANAGERS
Fourteen managers have passed through this league. Twelve remain. Every file is open.
Adil
(Talkin Tua Teenager) · in league 2023, 2024, 2025
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Ring Collector2 championships (2023, 2024)
Free Fall-3 wins, 2023→2024
All-time 27-15Draft style: Chaotic Neutral
Aziz Salem
(Fourth and Bald) · in league 2025
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The New KingWon the 2025 championship in his first season, from the 6-seed
The Coward21 trades declined
All-time 7-7Draft style: WR Factory
Yousef Rassas
(Drake and Josh) · in league 2023, 2024, 2025
Big Game Hunter1 title game trip (2023)
The Fraud King1-3 playoff record on three straight playoff berths
All-time 30-12Draft style: Chaotic Neutral
Okashah
(Mohammad's Dolphins Team) · in league 2024, 2025
December Assassin4-2 playoff record
Waiver Bridesmaid11 failed waiver claims
All-time 16-12Draft style: Chaotic Neutral
Issa Ali
(Shamjesus) · in league 2023, 2024, 2025
The Winner22-20 all-time
The Skid7-game losing streak
All-time 22-20Draft style: Balanced
Karim Rassas
(Band$ Emeka Dance) · in league 2023, 2024, 2025
Steady Hand±20.5 weekly swing, the league's most consistent
Certified Fraud+3.8 wins above deserved
All-time 20-22Draft style: Chaotic Neutral
Omar Ali
(MARLBURROW REDS) · in league 2023, 2024, 2025
The Uncrowned24.3 deserved wins, 20 actual: the most robbed manager in league history
Asleep at the WheelBenched DJ Moore's 49.0, started James Conner's 4.6 (2023, Wk 5)
All-time 20-22Draft style: Balanced
Ahmad Saifi
(Juicy Lucy) · in league 2023, 2024, 2025
The Closer5-game win streak
Bench Warmer General1025 points left on the bench
All-time 19-23Draft style: Onesie Truther
Zaid Dabus
(Milk Nabers) · in league 2023, 2024, 2025
Clutch Gene4-2 in one-score games
Target Practice1,824 points against in 2025 — the most any team has ever faced in a single season
All-time 19-23Draft style: Chaotic Neutral
Mustafa Mohammad
(Forbes 30 Under 5'5) · in league 2023, 2024, 2025
Deserved Better1.5 wins stolen by the schedule
Cellar Dwellerleague-recognized last place, 2024
All-time 18-24Draft style: Onesie Truther
Omar Hasan
(Follicle Failure) · in league 2023, 2024, 2025
Perfect Lineup Club6 perfect lineup weeks
The MilkmanRan the 2025 Milk Mile. 30 laps, 4 drinks, zero dignity.
All-time 17-25Draft style: Balanced
Tarick
(Shia Killer) · in league 2023, 2024, 2025
The Leap+4 wins, 2023→2024
The Hater13 vetoes cast
All-time 17-25Draft style: Balanced
Hamed Eljabali(RIP 💀)
(fantasy sucks) · in league 2023
Playoff Regular1/1 playoff trips
The Rollercoaster±27.8 weekly swing, pure chaos
All-time 7-7Draft style: Balanced
Adel Haque(RIP 💀)
(Be my Jaan Robinson) · in league 2023, 2024
The Flamethrower1652 points per season
Choke Artist0-4 in one-score games
All-time 13-15Draft style: Chaotic Neutral